Friday, September 26, 2014

Jumping to conclusions


"The fake tree is dying. The leaves are falling off."
"Quick. Glue it back on."
"Wow. He knows the secret of bringing dead things to life."

English is a strange language

"Where's Philip?"
"In his room."
"How is he?"
"Knackered"
"What's he doing"
"Sleeping."
"With whom?"
"Stupid, I said knackered. Not naked!"